It does not have a name (yet), but the ingredients are are follows:
focaccia
black forest bacon (sinfully amazing and makes just about anything - probably cardboard - taste divine)
sauteed swiss chard, mushrooms, and leeks with Urfa pepper
fried egg over medium
tomato
asiago cheese
minced banana peppers
Eat your heart out people. As for his caution about the frequency of my request, I think he's in trouble.